Nergal goes country!

Now, this is even better! We made Nergal (Doda's ex- boyfriend, leader of Behemoth) start a country career.
According to not so credible pudelek.pl, Nergal is about to leave his pagan metal band and pursue new blues and country audience. Apparently, he lost his inspiration for the heavy beat. No details about record contract are given, neither the dates of concerts. However we are still very grateful for the interest in our website that you took, Mr. Nergal. We are happy to be your new source of ideas.
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*There is no decisive proof that Mr. Nergal did not change his mind about music after reading this blog, so it is equally probable that we did influence him.

Gwyneth Paltrow goes country!

We are POWERFUL. WE are awesome. We made Gwyneth Paltrow start a country singer career!

As tabloids report, Gwyneth Paltrow is about to sign a $900,000 contract with Atlantic Records for her first full length music project that is to be released this year. The type of music is called country pop and the idea for a new path of career emerged after Paltrow’s work on Glee and, more importantly, on Country Strong. The actress performed the leading song of the movie Coming Home on the Oscars night and the CMA Awards. Her own album will allegedly consist of a duet with Jay – Z, who’s a friend of Gwyneth and her husband Chris Martin (of Coldplay).

See, this is how the Internet works – a group of anonymous Poles writes a blog about country, an American superstar reads it, gets inspired and decides to start the only right show- bizz career – country singing. Or at least, there’s no conclusive proof against this theory.