Sesame Street went country!

We've had two posts about funny people trying to do country (no hard feelings, Gwen, we support you) and now it's time for serious country people trying to be funny... and succeeding!

Don't be ashamed to admit - you watched Sesame Street as a kid, we know you did. Just one show for a few minutes (wink), but you basically know the scenery - learning alphabet through happy songs and laughing puppets teaching you difficult words. What you might fail to notice as a kid is that a lot of stars appear on this show. Also country stars!

And without keeping you waiting any longer, here comes the man in black, our favorite, Johnny Cash!




Oh, those joyful melodies setting a positive example for younger generations! Wait...what?

Now Nasty Dan was a nasty man the whole day long
He'd go where he could and he'd try real good to make things go wrong
He'd jump for joy when a little boy would trip and fall
And the only words that he ever said were "I don't like you at all."

Nasty Dan was a nasty man
Hard to understand that Nasty Dan


That's pretty funny, though.

As I read the comments below this video, I learnt that only Johnny Cash could make Oscar (this rude green puppet living in a garbage bin) so obedient. Basically the greatest badass on Sesame Street met "his kind of guy."

I hope you liked it, take care and "have a rotten day!"

Nergal goes country!

Now, this is even better! We made Nergal (Doda's ex- boyfriend, leader of Behemoth) start a country career.
According to not so credible pudelek.pl, Nergal is about to leave his pagan metal band and pursue new blues and country audience. Apparently, he lost his inspiration for the heavy beat. No details about record contract are given, neither the dates of concerts. However we are still very grateful for the interest in our website that you took, Mr. Nergal. We are happy to be your new source of ideas.
For our bank account number, please e-mail us.



*There is no decisive proof that Mr. Nergal did not change his mind about music after reading this blog, so it is equally probable that we did influence him.

Gwyneth Paltrow goes country!

We are POWERFUL. WE are awesome. We made Gwyneth Paltrow start a country singer career!

As tabloids report, Gwyneth Paltrow is about to sign a $900,000 contract with Atlantic Records for her first full length music project that is to be released this year. The type of music is called country pop and the idea for a new path of career emerged after Paltrow’s work on Glee and, more importantly, on Country Strong. The actress performed the leading song of the movie Coming Home on the Oscars night and the CMA Awards. Her own album will allegedly consist of a duet with Jay – Z, who’s a friend of Gwyneth and her husband Chris Martin (of Coldplay).

See, this is how the Internet works – a group of anonymous Poles writes a blog about country, an American superstar reads it, gets inspired and decides to start the only right show- bizz career – country singing. Or at least, there’s no conclusive proof against this theory.

Dollywood Revisited

The queen is just one and her name is Dolly! Oooooooooooh yeah!

The sun was shining bright smiling to Sevierville, Tennessee on January 19, 1946 when Dolly Parton was born. She was the fourth of twelve children of the extremely poor family living in a one – room cabin of the rural South.

Dolly's divine soprano first developed  during the church services when she sang wholeheartedly.  The blond angel was soon discovered by a local radio station and at the age of thirteen she already recorded for a Louisiana label. As she met Johnny Cash and Hank Williams Jr. she focused on her homeland country music.

At first Dolly remained in the shadow as a songwriter for other singers. She also played various instruments, including harmony. Yet as bright a star could not stay unnoticed for long. Her first country single Dumb Blonde was released in 1967.

Later the same year Dolly was invited to The Porter Wagoner Show where she appeared till 1974 when the somewhat group character of the show started to be too limiting. Since then Parton started a solo career strictly speaking. She meant to combine traditional country with bits of contemporary pop, which although successful she abandoned in the late 1980s. The last decade of the 20^th century is a comeback to the roots, while the last couple of years Parton spent re-editing her works.

Apart from being a songwriter, singer and a multi - instrumentalist, Dolly Parton also played in numerous movies and TV series, including her own variety show Dolly!.

After her show business career kind of slowed down, Parton engaged in the touristic business in Tennessee and founded a philanthropic venture – Dollywood Foundation – concerned mostly with fighting illiteracy.

And now a couple of songs:

The Last Thing On My Mind, Light of a Clear Blue Morning, Here You Come Again, Heartbreaker, Baby I'm Burning, You're the Only One, Why'd You Come In Here Lookin' Like That, Yellow Roses, The Grass Is Blue. 

And a couple of movies/ TV series:

9 to 5, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Rhinestone, Steel Magnolias, Straight Talk.

Finally, curiosities:

• Dolly Parton married Carl Thomas Dean, an asphalt road surface paving business owner, a person equally mysterious as Thomas Pynchon.
• Dolly Parton is the godmother of Miley Cyrus.
• Surprise, surprise, Dolly Parton is said to be addicted to cosmetic surgeries.
• MacLean&MacLean recorded a country song entitled Dolly Parton's Tits.

"Because you're mine I walk the line."

When we started to write this country blog, we thought „Oh, we totally must say a lot about Johnny Cash!” Well, the headline clearly shows our admiration for him, but now it’s time for explanation. Why is he one of the few country artists that are listened both by country fans and country haters? Is it only about his wonderful music? Or also about his inspiring life and dark personality? The best answer for those who aren’t familiar with Cash may be the movie that made new generation of teenagers (including me) fascinated with Johnny. I’m talking of course about “Walk the Line.”

In 2006 I read about this movie in papers. It got wonderful reviews and I am a sucker for musicals. Plus, I remembered Joaquin Phoenix as a crazy Caesar from “Gladiator.” (And who didn’t? Come. On.)

The only problem was that every review stated it’s about a country musician. “Country? Oh, nooo…” But finally I decided to stand the supposed noise and enjoy the movie on the big screen.

When I left the cinema, I was a fan. The music was astonishingly great, more like rockabilly and rock and roll than stereotypical country. And as I really REALLY love rock and roll, I realized that not all country must suck – like every genre it has many variations. Plus, country has the Man in Black, also known as Mr. Johnny Cash.

Look, even posters for this movie are amazing! Some of the best movie posters from the 2000s in my opinion. (One of them even hangs in my room. Well, anyway…)

I don’t want to spoil the movie, so I’m not going to tell you the whole plot. I just want to sincerely recommend it to you. Yes, it has elements of a standard Hollywood biopic (rise to fame, problems, fall, rebirth) and a standard Hollywood love story. It’s not a masterpiece. But I love it. The director James Mangold seems to create such movies, maybe not eminent, but loved by the public –“Girl, Interrupted,” “Identity,” “Kate & Leopold,” and “Cop Land” being the examples.

In fact the whole crew did the fantastic job. The costumes are just right from the times they are supposed to be and make us believe that we see real people, instead of performers in old-fashioned clothes.

But the real strength of “Walk the Line” are two leading actors. In my opinion Joaquin Phoenix should won the Oscar, as Reese Witherspoon did.  Their performances are equally great. The chemistry between Johnny Cash and June Carter, their fights and their love, all is believable and engaging. What is more – THEY PERFORMED ALL OF THE SONGS THEMSELVES, without being dubbed. They also learned to play their instruments (guitar and auto-harp, respectively) from scratch. (quoting IMDb). What can be more amazing than performing successively songs of the legends?

Check these songs out. Don’t compare, enjoy the music!

Johnny Cash - I Walk the Line
Joaquin Phoenix - I Walk The Line

Johnny Cash - Get Rythm
Joaquin Phoenix - Get Rhythm

June Carter - Juke Box Blues
Reese Witherspoon - Juke Box Blues

Johnny and June Carter - It Ain't Me, Babe
Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon - It Ain't Me Babe

All in all, Cash as depicted by Phoenix is a contradictory man. A strong man with troubled past and weaknesses. A simple man with traditional Christian background and rebellious rock star life style. A man who fails, falls, and destroys those who love him, but who can also give a hand to those of whom the world forgot (the prisoners!). A self-taught music genius and a suffering son. A lover and a traitor. A charismatic rebel and a child afraid of his father. Yet one gets to admire him, despite all the mistakes he made. Or maybe because of them? He is a believer, but not a saint. As Cash once said himself: “There is a spiritual side to me that goes real deep, but I confess right up front that I'm the biggest sinner of them all” (The man comes around XX). I think that the movie succeeded in showing his many sides.

However, if you are one of those people who ask questions like “Was it really that way…?” and “What really happened…?,” check this website. It has a lot of information about the realism of this adaptation. Warning: it contains SPOILERS, so I recommend reading it after watching the film. If you want even more, IMDb Trivia is also a great source.     

To conclude, “Walk the Line” gets 9/10 grade from me. Watch it to begin the journey through the Cash universe (55 studio albums, 6 live albums, and 155 singles are waiting for you!).

Best wishes from the old white people

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

I will always love Kevin Costner

Hands up who didn’t cry watching “Bodyguard”!

Probably only Hannibal Lecter didn’t raise his hand. This is a kind of “ticket comes together with tissues” movie and the moment when your eyelids swell from crying, tears drop from your jaw together with your mascara, your lips contort and you sniffle disgustingly loud is when Whitney Huston sings “I will always love you” with flashbacks from Huston- Costner relationships on the screen.

The lyrics… well… it tells about… Precisely this is what it says.

The song has originally been written by Dolly Parton in 1973, who recorded it a year later and published it on the album “Jolene”. Since then, she re- recorded it numerous times, also in a duet with Vince Gill. With each new release, the song attacked the top of the Billboard magazine list and got to the first place a couple of times. Parton says the lyrics were inspired by her relationship with Porter Wagoner (hardly believable really).

However prized Ms. Parton was, it was Whitney Huston who made the song an international ever-green. In the “Bodyguard” version, she introduced the a capella intro, a pause (silence) in the middle of the song, a wider, more contrasted vocal scale and the saxophone. Till 1992, when Huston released her version, “I will always love you” seemed to be a sort of Dixie dance song, as almost all country then, coming from Nashville (not really a black region). Yet with the new version, it turned out how enriching the African- American input to Southern culture might be. 

The Huston's cover is memorable for one more reason, namely the video. Firstly, uhhhh, the suit, how I wanted to look like her in that suit! Secondly, Whitney sitting on the chair with her legs wide apart and a closeup on her lips vibrating! I don't think there's a vibratto in the song, but uhhhh, how I envied these red lips! And thirdly, Kevin Costner jumping to the freezing cold lake to save little Fletch - uhhhh, that's ridiculous!

Probably most of those who cried on “Bodyguard” felt that the song mirrors incredibly truthfully their own situation (particularly if these people where in their junior high schools and only understood the chorus part “And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always loooove youuuuuuuu”). It’s probably one of the most popular wedding songs (of course far behind Stachursky, ay!) – what again proves the miserable command of the English language. Probably it’s also one of the most popular soundtracks to sexual intercourses (desire befuddles the comprehension skills). Undoubtedly, it is one of the saddest love songs. And it's country! Surprisingly, Dolly Parton had this bitter talent so contradictory to all this glitter and sequins of hers.

And who’s crying now?